What is it with kids having existential questions when I need to use the bathroom?!
Parenting Humor (Page 10)
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#2. The day your kid’s baby brother or sister arrives is equal parts the best and worst day of your…
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Pinterest isn't for fun. It's a chance for second-degree glue gun burns and crying children.
#20. What was I thinking, hosting a party in this landfill of smudges and tiny toys?
#10. It takes one extra multivitamin a day to have the strength not to b*tch-slap the people who refer to…
#12. Crossing even the most remote aisle in a store the week before Christmas takes mad Frogger skills.
#3. Be spontaneously sexy.
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It's my favorite way to recharge and get some much needed 'me time'.