“It feels like carrying a hand grenade that may or may not explode.” – Kristin S. of Austin, TX
Parenting Humor (Page 12)
#4. Purchase ear plugs. TaySwift and Bieber songs on repeat at the party that isn't a drop-off? You wouldn't know.…
Because most of us haven't taken a shower alone since we became moms.
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#7. If you wash your hands with soap, I will give you a pony.
“I hear angels singing. Or maybe that's the hum of the dishwasher. Whatever.” --Pam M. of Boulder, CO
I've been counting the days since summer “break” began, watching them tick down along with my sanity.
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#8: Move it, people. Mama needs to get her latte on.
Oh, did you want to read this without someone clawing at you? That's adorable.
#2. Braids, i.e. the devil’s slippery Cat’s Cradle of coifs
#12. I snapped 50,000 pictures of "blurry squirrel" with a 35mm camera. They take 5 million selfies with my old…