parenting-humor

The 9 Kinds of Selfies Kids Love to Take

#2. Nelfies -- All you see is their nostrils.

Day 5: Perfume that burns the nostrils

#12: Tell the kids that Santa prefers beer and a clean room on Christmas Eve.

Raise your hand if when you sip coffee from your “World’s Best Mom” mug you feel a liiiiiittle bit fraudulent.

#9. Does it matter that my lady garden is more of a jungle, since I haven’t been able to tend to it?

#17. That you will shout, “SAY THANK YOU” one million times.

#10. Nothing on earth smells as bad as her soccer gear bag. NOTHING.