21 Things Every Mom Knows About Trick-or-Treating
#17. That you will shout, “SAY THANK YOU” one million times.
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#17. That you will shout, “SAY THANK YOU” one million times.
#10. Nothing on earth smells as bad as her soccer gear bag. NOTHING.
#3. You will yell, “Get your finger out of there,” “Don’t lick that,” and, “Get off of that” within 30 minutes of waking.
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I’ve applied all of these to my parenting practice—plus the constant presence of movie theater butter popcorn, of course.