If you've ever felt like you gave birth to an adorable little vampire, this is for you.
Parenting Humor (Page 9)
#2. This spaghetti is too skinny.
#10. “I never thought I'd consider 'didn't puke while making lunch' a major accomplishment, but here we are.” – Michelle…
Maybe I'll place a want ad? Or perhaps I'll go to the dog park. I don't have (or want) a…
#4. At times you suspect she hates you.
Cursing now and again is just a part of who I am. I’m not sorry about it.
Hint: It's just a bit uncomfortable.
#6. On the toilet with my cell phone. And no, I didn’t know they swiped it from me.
SNL is pretty damn funny -- especially when it's mercilessly skewering the breeding set.
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