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Parenting Humor (Page 16)
Newborn baby = Screamy poo launcher
#18. Shove hats on your kids' unruly heads as they circle you like hyperactive vultures.
#19. For every year of your adult life you will receive two scented candles, which you will put in the…
Trust us: This is really a thing.
#12. One kid will find a shoe in a toy box and put it on. It will be his sister’s…
#5. Duct tape. No, not the crafty way so the items can be easily slid on and off. They just…
#14: No family has ever visited a wave pool without it being closed at some point due to a poop…
#6. Creep into the bathroom and yank aside the shower curtain with something shiny in their hands, á la Norman…
#17. You can’t always blame the boy for the pungent pool of pee on the bathroom floor.