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#11: To enforce a solid three days off from all markers and paint before school picture day.
To the neighbor: Do you have some vodka and some mac and cheese I can borrow?
#7. Those backpacks will be far too heavy for at least 50 percent of your kids to actually carry.
#13. His reaction to you saying, “No,” would make Shakespeare give him a standing ovation.
#4. Stretch and sit. No, don't wrestle. I SAID NO WRESTLING, KIDS.
#15. By week four there is more mulch, dirt, and grass in your house than in your yard.
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Hint: "Reasoning with them" did not make this list.