#10. They smell of parental desperation and antsy children.
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#4. Wearing a bathing suit, because the exercise plan you meant to start was replaced by the eating plan called…
These kids go beyond kicking a*s on the monkey bars and (sort of) humming movie theme songs.
Because, hey, we could all use a laugh.
#9. Mulch will be put into tiny pockets and not found again until after those clothes have run through the…
#4. Showers are now taken with a live studio audience.
Yes, we've all imagined listing at least one of these in our local paper at some point.
My kids are masters of this melodramatic art. I cope with the craziness by snapping a pic. Clearly, I'm not…
#15: Just because you’re growing another human in you doesn’t mean you won’t end up carrying everybody’s everything all day,…
A reminder of my expectations, darlings. Rule #1: Decide quickly and carefully what you'd like to eat.