Forget tall, dark, and handsome. He was judgmental, apathetic, and jealous all at once.
He thinks we have a 50-50 division of labor in our house -- but, trust me, we don't.
In fact, his ear-plugging habit drives me Looney-tunes crazy.
He cheated on her for their entire 15-year marriage. If I ran into him, I'd break it down like this.
Really, #3 is at the heart of it all.
At first I was shocked, but eventually I realized we needed to change our ways ...fast.
Because here's the thing: I refuse to risk their health because of your disgusting (and selfish) habit.
These things buzz into my bitter mind every time he asks to go out after I've spent all day with the baby, and I'm dying for a break.
THEN: I got some new toys for us to try out. NOW: I got a free month of Netflix for us to try out.
Because here's the thing: We need to catch up on the parts of our lives that don't involve our kids.
Not to be a total buzzkill, dear husband, but here's how it is right now when it comes to you, me, and sex.
#3. Even if the kids seem like they're not listening, they are.
For starters, I'm thankful my marriage is nothing you’d ever want to watch on TV.
Gone are the days of the over-indulgences in the name of this Hallmark holiday -- and that’s not necessarily a bad thing.