21-things

#17. That you will shout, “SAY THANK YOU” one million times.

#19. The best day of your life is when your baby figures out how to hold her own damn bottle.

#15. They can be very loud. SO VERY LOUD.

#3. You will yell, “Get your finger out of there,” “Don’t lick that,” and, “Get off of that” within 30 minutes of waking.

#6. Didn’t cover the baby’s penis during a diaper change. Or your mouth.