To the neighbor: Do you have some vodka and some mac and cheese I can borrow?
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#7. Those backpacks will be far too heavy for at least 50 percent of your kids to actually carry.
#4. The horror of a conference call suddenly switched to Skype.
#13. His reaction to you saying, “No,” would make Shakespeare give him a standing ovation.
#15. By week four there is more mulch, dirt, and grass in your house than in your yard.