#11. LOL, “I wonder if she’ll like how I redecorated the family room.” I crack myself up.
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#10. They smell of parental desperation and antsy children.
#9. Mulch will be put into tiny pockets and not found again until after those clothes have run through the…
#15: Just because you’re growing another human in you doesn’t mean you won’t end up carrying everybody’s everything all day,…
#19. For every year of your adult life you will receive two scented candles, which you will put in the…
#14: No family has ever visited a wave pool without it being closed at some point due to a poop…
#17. You can’t always blame the boy for the pungent pool of pee on the bathroom floor.
#19. Who the hell do those Barbies think they are, looking at me like that? AT LEAST MY SCALP ISN’T…
#18. That forearm hickeys are a thing
#11: To enforce a solid three days off from all markers and paint before school picture day.