I was stunned by your advice, but here's the thing: You're right.
My favorite on this list: Bacon-cheeseburger egg roll. So delish.
Because here's the thing: HFMD is common and it's on the rise.
You can make this pretty, modern bench in about an hour. Seriously.
A few tweaks and your tot will be having a blast (safely!) in a cool new space.