shoes

Style

This Is Why We Aren’t Giving Up Our Flip-Flops

I’m sitting in a comfy chair in my favorite salon getting my grays covered, gazing down at my new rhinestone-studded flip flops. They make me deliciously happy and have been doing so since I was old enough to walk in them properly– it’s flip-flop season, bitches and this is the only thing I’ll have on […]

Parenting

Hygiene Is Not Negotiable

I’ve been accused of having a touch of OCD when it comes to cleanliness and order, and I don’t deny that I’m an uptight asshole who takes personal hygiene perhaps a bit too seriously. I’ve been known to shower up to three times a day, and yes, I realize that is not normal. There are […]