#8. My finger hurts. Don’t you want me to rest it so I don’t miss my soccer game tonight?
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#4. If one more person comments on my breastfeeding I will cut a b...tch.
#12. "Get your penis out of the light socket."
When baby #2 celebrates her sweet 16, I will be...60.
#17. Put them in charge of potty training two-year-old twins.
#8. It is possible to grow a coral reef of spit-out toothpaste on the faucet so thick you need a…
Here's the thing: Judging me (aloud!) for how I handle a problem or tantrum doesn’t solve anything.
#4. Wearing a bathing suit, because the exercise plan you meant to start was replaced by the eating plan called…
And here's the thing: Limits don't mean rules here. I'm talking about boundaries.
Because, hey, we could all use a laugh.