#2. Nelfies -- All you see is their nostrils.
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#2. We spend all day on our phones.
#10. Childbirth. Fu*king. Hurts. Pushing 9-pounders out of my vagina -- twice! -- was the worst.
#1. Bed-Sharing: I thought I knew tired. I didn't. Tired is being up all night with a newborn and then…
#8. People who are judgy about a child's public tantrum.
#10. Nothing on earth smells as bad as her soccer gear bag. NOTHING.
My son should be allowed to play with dolls or wear pink, without hearing: "That's for girls."
Because here's the thing: Avoiding the scary stuff, like school shootings, terrorist attacks, and natural disasters, doesn't work.
I’ve applied all of these to my parenting practice—plus the constant presence of movie theater butter popcorn, of course.
Because breastfeeding is beautiful and it's Breastfeeding Awareness Month.