#15: Just because you’re growing another human in you doesn’t mean you won’t end up carrying everybody’s everything all day,…
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I've had enough of getting smugged by sanctimummies. Any danger you might be one?
Were it not for all the violence, your confident singing might have really inspired my daughter.
A reminder of my expectations, darlings. Rule #1: Decide quickly and carefully what you'd like to eat.
I believe that kids need boundaries, but recently I realized I was setting too many.
Mom superpower #1,503: We can express ourselves perfectly without saying one damn word.
#11. That whole blood is thicker than water thing? Total bullsh*t.
Newborn baby = Screamy poo launcher
If you’ve ever had your ideas stolen by a colleague and presented as their own work – or they’ve taken…
And no, I don't mean yelling in a verbally abusive way -- more like voicing frustrations loudly.
