pumping-milk

Your Health

I Found Out Exactly What Was in My Breast Milk

I have what some might consider a morbid curiosity about what’s going on in my body. I’d jump at the chance to have 24/7 access to an x-ray machine or to be able to track my body’s most microscopic inner-workings the way some people monitor their steps and calorie intake. So when my doctor offered me […]

Parenting

Hygiene Is Not Negotiable

I’ve been accused of having a touch of OCD when it comes to cleanliness and order, and I don’t deny that I’m an uptight asshole who takes personal hygiene perhaps a bit too seriously. I’ve been known to shower up to three times a day, and yes, I realize that is not normal. There are […]

Parenting

21 Things Only Moms Who Pump at Work Know

You probably never thought you’d be sitting ta-tas out just a wall away from your boss, but here you are, diligently subjecting yourself to the tiny torture-device better known as a breast pump in the name of feeding your child that sweet, sought-after breast milk. The things we do for our kids, amirite? Whether your […]