#3. You will yell, “Get your finger out of there,” “Don’t lick that,” and, “Get off of that” within 30 minutes of waking.
As a kid, I was not a fan of chores. Now that I'm a parent, I’ve decided: Chores. Are. Awesome.
One of the most common frantic calls I get is about a toddler who fell off a bed, a piece of playground equipment, a chair, or another high object.
Here's the thing: There is no truth to the saying, “Spare the rod spoil the child.”