Why Does Motherhood Involve So Much Freaking Paperwork?
The paperwork pile-up has gotten so bad that I have visions of “Hoarders” filming from our yard.
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The paperwork pile-up has gotten so bad that I have visions of “Hoarders” filming from our yard.
Honey, you are great in many ways, but when it comes to these things? Not so much.
Full disclosure: I’m venting to you about some of these things — so that I won’t lose it on him.
I fantasized about my first post-divorce date — but I never dreamed things would go so wrong.
For starters — and this applies to all of us — we’re more beautiful than we realize.
Here’s how to explain what’s going on without having to explain what’s really going on.
I finally know how to cut through the bullsh*t. Life is too short to hang out with anyone but my people.
He thinks we have a 50-50 division of labor in our house — but, trust me, we don’t.
Sexy time is going high-tech. See, there’s an app for your vibrator and plenty of other toys.
#8. Shove yourself into flesh-tone Spanx on a humid day.
You guys, I nearly lose my mind when he says #5.