Things Kids Will Eat vs Things Kids Will Not Eat is a funny list for every mom who can relate Parenting humor on @ItsMomtastic by @letmestart

4. Unspeakable awfulness.

Things Kids Will Eat vs Things Kids Will Not Eat is a funny list for every mom who can relate Parenting humor on @ItsMomtastic by @letmestart

5. The DNA of ancient mountains that goats peed on.

Things Kids Will Eat vs Things Kids Will Not Eat is a funny list for every mom who can relate Parenting humor on @ItsMomtastic by @letmestart

6. Almost-but-not-quite the same thing, and probably only because it’s completely unsanitary to do so.

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