Consider yourself warned. After having kids, do NOT attempt:
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9 Fashion Trends No New Mom Should Try
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The Peplum
It’s hip. It’s chic. It’s gonna make you look like your hips are pregnant. Less is more when it comes fabric and fashion once you’ve had a baby.
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T.M.B. (Too Much Boob)
Some things do not need to be set free, like boobs that have fed a few human beings.
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Matching Mommy and Baby Clothing
We’ll be able to tell that cute baby is yours even if you don’t wear the same outfit. Plus, you’re too old for a onesie.
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Night Time Shorts
If you’re a new Mom and haven’t exactly been exercising as much as you used to, maybe leave the “shorts as formal wear” to super models and Sarah Jessica Parker.
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See-Through Stuff
Even if you’ve got the bod for it, no one wants to see your lady bits through your dress at pre-school drop off. So cover up, or put on a slip. Remember those?
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Camel Toe
Somehow every college girl in America thinks it cutes to outline her lady-business through her jeans, but you’re not in college. You’re a Mom. Put on some undies!
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Self Tanner
Unless properly applied by a tanning professional, self tanner can make you look like you a clown. No one expects a new Mom to have a St. Tropez tan so surrender to being pale for a while. It’s better than looking like a giant carrot.
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Side Boob
Actually, even if you don’t have kids this trend needs to stop. But certainly if you’ve had babies, you may want a little more support for your “girls” than side boob allows.
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White Jeans
So cute until your little one touches you with jelly on her hands. Then, not so cute.
