There are plenty of celebrities who answer "Absolutely not," when asked if they'll ever have kids. Cameron Diaz, who has never been shy about avoiding the mommy track, shared additional thoughts on the subject in a new interview with Esquire magazine (the star of the new movie Sex Tape is the mag's August cover girl).
"It's so much more work to have children," the 41-year-old actress said. "To have lives besides your own that you are responsible for — I didn't take that on. That did make things easier for me. A baby — that's all day, every day for 18 years. Not having a baby might really make things easier, but that doesn't make it an easy decision."
Personally, I think they're depriving the world of the future stars that their kids could be. So since these celebs are not ever going to have kids, I've taken the liberty of supposing just what their little bundles of fame might be like. Put little George Clooney and Chelsea Handler's foul-mouthed bundle of sass together in one pre-school class and here's what you'll get.
Meredith Gordon is a recovered actress and stand-up comic who has always been a "glass is half annoying" kind of girl. She write movies, blogs, and ad copy and you can find her inner-most snarky thoughts at Bad Sandy. She is married to the world's most stylish straight man and they raise their children in Los Angeles.