The Wit and Wisdom of Small Boys
As much as there are times when I question the sanity of my little boys, and wonder whether boys actually ever do mature, there are moments when they blindside me with their absolute wit and logic.
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While these might not be those times, here’s what’s making me smile this week. On Rules: - Stop it, Alex! There’s no cuddling in this game. On Manners: - I don’t have to say “excuse me.” That wasn’t me, it was my butt. On Individuality: - If I saw everyone in the park doing the potty dance, I would NOT do it with them. - Lots of boys don’t like purple, because girls like it. But I do. It’s okay not to like what other boys like. - A boy in my class has two peanuts. He told me. It’s no big deal. On Sharing: - If it was my goo, you’d want to touch it and I’d let you. On Sympathy: - I found a hair. I hope it’s not daddy’s, because then he’d be a tiny bit more balder. On Fear: - If I was Alex, which I am, and I saw a monster, I’d just get back into your tummy. It's safe because it's big. What wit and wisdom is being shared in your house today? |
