Next Christmas I’m telling Santa to send me on a sex toy shopping spree. Then I can pretend to be Beyonce and Jay-Z, who recently dropped $6,000 at New York City’s famed Babeland sex toy shop. They probably celebrated 2014 with their new collection of gold-plated pleasure treasures. While we’re not all loaded like the famous couple, you can build your own pleasure chest without breaking the bank.

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