Chapter 1A: How to pull up your pants after you go to the bathroom.
Chapter 1B: Yes, you have to wash your hands, even on vacation.
Chapter 2: When Mommy announces she's taking a short private vacation in her mind, is it the time to ask to stop at Target for a new Power Ranger action figure? (A short analysis.)
Chapter 3: Gummy bears, half-eaten bananas and other things that do not keep well in your car seat.
Chapter 4: If you pee in the backyard of your rental cabin after being told specifically not to, don't announce to everyone that you've just peed on your shorts.
Chapter 5: Why you can't wear the same pair of socks four days in a row.
Chapter 6: Each time Mommy buys you a happy meal, she dies a tiny bit inside.
Chapter 7: Always take your shoes off before you take your pants off, and other ways to prevent yourself from falling off the hotel room bed.
Chapter 8: Mommy doesn't know what happened to the Dora CD; I guess we'll have to listen to more LIly Allen.
Chapter 8, Addendum A: It's only okay to curse if you're over 18 and have a cute British accent.
What real life travel tips would you like to offer to your kids?