Trying to execute an entire meal from start to finish all in one day is just crazy.
Enjoy Christmas outside this year and escape the heat of the kitchen.
When you're told to "just bring a salad", this is the salad your bring.
Sometimes I get too lazy to store stuff properly and it goes bad. Tsk tsk.
...because "give everyone food poisoning" surely isn't on your holiday gift list.
Instead of sending a perishable treat, send the gift of cookies that they can eat at their own pace.
I've got zero time to hunt down custom packaging for holiday gifts.