Sick Burn: 7 Not So Hot ‘No Burning’ Signs

But It’s A Dry Heat

Sick Burn: 7 Not So Hot ‘No Burning’ Signs

The annual Burning Man festival has been a thing since 1991 so you’d think folks wouldn’t take the name too literally. You’d think… but there’s always that guy or gal who either doesn’t think, or overthinks, or over-drinks, and thus there’s a need for signs like the one above. For those who insist on being rebellious, just keep in mind that water’s kinda hard to come by in the middle of a desert. (image via Abraxas3d)

Server Issues

Sick Burn: 7 Not So Hot ‘No Burning’ Signs

Gotta fly in your soup? Don’t expect much sympathy from the wait staff as “tipping” is prohibited – and strictly so, at that. What’s that you say, tipping is England English for dumping? Well, that’s different then – so don’t dump on your waiter or waitress, their jobs are tough enough as it is. (image via Peter O’Connor aka anemoneprojector)

So Incense-ative

Sick Burn: 7 Not So Hot ‘No Burning’ Signs

This notice posted by the management of a Hong Kong building bars the burning of incense and joss sticks (a form of stick incense burned to memorialize the departed). They’ve got a point: incense sticks left to smolder slowly can be a fire hazard, leading to fires and fatal injuries, and then to more smoldering incense sticks left by bereaved relatives of the fire victims. A sort of circular firing squad, one might say. (image via David Woo)

Beds R Burning

Sick Burn: 7 Not So Hot ‘No Burning’ Signs

Can’t sleep, flames will eat me? We knew Kuwait was a hotbed of er, something or other – and signs like the one above only serve to bolster our suspicions. So, like, don’t spread rumors maligning a nation’s nocturnal sheep-counting pastimes and do feel free to burn the Midnight Oil in lovely Kuwait! (image via jon d)

Where there’s smoke there’s fire.. and other stuff too. Check out Lava, Hey! 10 Smokin’ Hot Volcano Warning Signs!