Scratch That: The Top 10 Oddball Allergy Warning Signs

Goodnight Vienna

Scratch That: The Top 10 Oddball Allergy Warning Signs

We’re not sure what an “Allergie Ambulatorium” is but – OK, we have NO idea what it could be but we’ll hazard a guess that, should you react badly to surplus sulphites in your Sacher Torte, this is where you’d want to be taken. (image via Michael Coughlan)

Smokin’ Hot Achoos

Scratch That: The Top 10 Oddball Allergy Warning Signs

From the “you had one job” department comes this warning that, umm, British kids are totally hardcore! Quality control issues aside, it does make perfect sense that those with nut and/or sesame allergies shouldn’t be smoking cashews – filtered or roll-your-own. (image via milknosugar)

Lords Of The Tree Rings

Scratch That: The Top 10 Oddball Allergy Warning Signs

Guess this explains the fate of the Entwives: they just couldn’t handle being around their husbands in peak pollen season. Kinda gives new meaning to Biff Tannen’s bungled brush-off, “Why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here!” (image via Kai Schreiber)

Gun Nuts?

Scratch That: The Top 10 Oddball Allergy Warning Signs

Has the NRA heard about this? Has anyone done a background check at the Planters plant? Is there even a Planters plant in or around Memphis? Guess there won’t be one now. (image via Memphis CVB)

Kid Scratch Fever

Scratch That: The Top 10 Oddball Allergy Warning Signs

Cat-like signmaking detected… and, we’re guessing the dogs were banished even before the kids got the boot – paw, whatever. Goes to show ya, there’s no limit to cat-cancel culture these days and anyone, young or old, could be targeted by the radical litterbox agenda. (image via njcull)

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