Full disclosure: I'm venting to you about some of these things -- so that I won't lose it on him.
When my children were small, I felt disgusted that the parts of my body that gave them nourishment and comfort were being used sexually by my husband.
I say every girl needs one -- but I wasn't prepared for my 3-year-old to find mine.
We illustrated each move, so you know exactly how to do it. You're welcome.
Note to my hubs: Doing any of these things will pretty much guarantee that you get lucky.
Not to be a total buzzkill, dear husband, but here's how it is right now.