Sometimes I’m really glad I’m not a celebrity. Let me explain. When photos surfaced a few years ago of both Suri Cruise, 5 at the time, and Harper Beckham, 4 at the time, sporting pacifiers like they were the latest fashion accessory, the press went wild. Doctors weighed in on the demerits of pacifier use […]
#20. What was I thinking, hosting a party in this landfill of smudges and tiny toys?
Your favorite cocktail, in an ice pop. Because why should your kids have all the fun?
#8. It is possible to grow a coral reef of spit-out toothpaste on the faucet so thick you need a jackhammer to remove it.
#12. Is this chocolate or poop? IS THIS CHOCOLATE OR POOP?
#8. Toddlers won’t eat BBQ sauce but they have no problem using it as finger paint to draw self-portraits on any low windows.
