One of the greatest joys in life is celebrating the day you were born. And if you’re a parent, then celebrating your child’s birthday far exceeds any other day of the year. Why? Because giving birth is pretty magical. No, it surely doesn’t feel magical, but c’mon… when you see your child, aren’t you just […]
It bugs the crap out of me when anyone refers to men who’ve impregnated a woman as somehow earning any kind of pregnancy stripes themselves. My kind of ladies are the ones who won’t ever say “We’re expecting!” or even worse “We’re pregnant!” Nope. It’s all you, moms who have been pregnant. You endured the […]
I remember the first time I ever bit into a Cinnamon Sugar Doughnut Bite. I was staying for a few days at my best friend from college’s house.
Nurses are indispensable. I know, because I am one, and I know how hard we work. But there’s something about being on a labor and delivery unit, working closely with women who are enduring the most vulnerable moments of their lives, that brings new meaning to care. My own birth experience was unexpected, and it […]
#9. What it’s like to peek at your pink bubblegum by the bum and see what appears to be a pint of raspberries somebody took their frustrations out on.
#16. Squatting is not an option.
I’m a pretty private person, who likes to keep her privates, as well as her private moments…private.
