21 Things Only Moms Who Breastfeed Know #6. People who insist that breastfeeding is "so easy" when you are struggling with it deserve a taco karate chop.
21 Things Only Moms Who Have Had C-Sections Know #17. Post-C-Section pooches don't give a damn about crunches, Pilates, or, for that matter, voodoo magic.
21 Things Only Moms Who Bottle Feed Know #19. The best day of your life is when your baby figures out how to hold her own damn bottle.
21 Things Only Moms Who Have Been Pregnant in the Summer Know #6. The urge to move into a meat locker until you go into labor.
21 Things Every Mom Knows About Potty Training #6. Potty training can take anywhere from three days to three years. Clear your schedule accordingly.
21 Things Only Moms with Picky Eaters Know #5. If you offer a kid a chicken nugget then serve him a chicken tender you don’t know what love…
21 Things Only Moms Who Have Had Vaginal Births Know #9. What it’s like to peek at your pink bubblegum by the bum and see what appears to be a…