#6. People who insist that breastfeeding is "so easy" when you are struggling with it deserve a taco karate chop.
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#17. Post-C-Section pooches don't give a damn about crunches, Pilates, or, for that matter, voodoo magic.
#19. The best day of your life is when your baby figures out how to hold her own damn bottle.
#6. The urge to move into a meat locker until you go into labor.
#6. Potty training can take anywhere from three days to three years. Clear your schedule accordingly.
#5. If you offer a kid a chicken nugget then serve him a chicken tender you don’t know what love…
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