Not to be a total buzzkill, dear husband, but here's how it is right now.
I’m a pretty private person, who likes to keep her privates, as well as her private moments...private.
I say every girl needs one -- but I wasn't prepared for my 3-year-old to find mine.
Full disclosure: I'm venting to you about some of these things -- so that I won't lose it on him.
Note to my hubs: Doing any of these things will pretty much guarantee that you get lucky.
I didn't want my marriage to be a casualty worthy of one of the TV dramas distracting me, so I made these important changes.