Were it not for all the violence, your confident singing might have really inspired my daughter.
mom confessions (Page 25)
Newborn baby = Screamy poo launcher
#19. We don't use playpens -- you know, those time-honored mini jails.
#8. Nobody respects a deadbeat dad.
They kept asking, "How are babies born?" I finally told them.
And no, I don't think it's disrespectful at all. "Mrs. Martell" just isn't me, for starters.
Sure, work life has its headaches and there's plenty of guilt involved. But there are also perks, like a 9-to-5…
#4. My son commented on my "penis," loudly, in a public bathroom.
You should never feel ashamed to bottle feed your child. And you don't have to justify it, either.
I tell my 5-year-old not to sweat the small stuff, and this debate goes directly against that teaching.