#10. Fresh vegetables are inedible but filthy playground mulch is delicious.letmestartbysayingblog
Because there's too much vague bullsh*t out there that doesn't prepare you for what's about to go down.letmestartbysayingblog
#9. What it’s like to peek at your pink bubblegum by the bum and see what appears to be a pint of raspberries…letmestartbysayingblog
license to parent
#6. People who insist that breastfeeding is "so easy" when you are struggling with it deserve a taco karate chop.letmestartbysayingblog
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Nothing improves a relationship like deciding to grow old together.letmestartbysayingblog
Just try not to laugh -- we dare you!
Kids can be total jerks and toddler life can be challenging, but they sure are cute when they apologize.
#3. I NEED MORE TESTS. I will drink a gallon of water, and go get more tests. I need to be sure.letmestartbysayingblog
#3. Doesn’t matter whether your dog is 6lbs or 100lbs: He is a lap dog.
*Especially if you’re the first person in your group who's daring to go thereletmestartbysayingblog
#8. Shove yourself into flesh-tone Spanx on a humid day.letmestartbysayingblog
It's time to go dancing with our girlfriends again! We’ll be home by 10:30, right? RIGHT???letmestartbysayingblog
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I was a latchkey kid, so I spent plenty of time in front of the boob tube. It was hard to pick favorites, but I…letmestartbysayingblog
#16. "Seriously? Fighting over LEGO? What the f—" *CLICK*letmestartbysayingblog