Weekends, birthday celebrations, vacation days -- there are so many reasons your kids can talk you into hosting a sleepover.
What is your hideous Christmas sweater is saying about you?
#1. You will always be just a little bit better at hiding gifts than at remembering where you hid them.
Because there's too much vague bullsh*t out there that doesn't prepare you for what's about to go down.
#9. What it’s like to peek at your pink bubblegum by the bum and see what appears to be a pint of raspberries somebody took their frustrations out on.