Even though I love my kids wholeheartedly, I'm calling it: Kids that refuse their naps are dicks. Plain and simple.
Some are sweetly spooky and others are unnervingly creepy.
When our entire family dresses up, the amount of candy we get is exponentially greater than when only the kids don a cute getup.
First of all, don’t stress. I, for one, leave the house without sunblock on more often than not.
Every time I tell a former co-worker that I'm a SAHM, I get a look that's a cross of shock and pity. And I'm sick of it.
Every time my kids have a stomach virus I debate what drink to give them to help them rehydrate. So, I finally consulted an expert for the answer.
And here's the thing: These glowing ghosts only take 10 minutes (or less!) to make.
Now that I have two daughters, the fear of getting it all over the place is real.
We chose 'BOO' for Halloween, but the possibilities for this secret message cake are endless.
#3. Your new motto is, “Touch anything but the boobs.”
#4. At times you suspect she hates you.
In our neighborhood, the kids like to leave little notes and fun surprises in each other's mailboxes.
My tattoo is more than a conversation starter; it's a symbol of the bond I have with my children.
I'm obsessed with those Kate Spade polka dotted glasses, but not their price tag.