#12. Crossing even the most remote aisle in a store the week before Christmas takes mad Frogger skills.
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#1. You will always be just a little bit better at hiding gifts than at remembering where you hid them.
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#14. You'd never admit exactly how much screen time your kids get. That math is nobody's business.
#10. Fresh vegetables are inedible but filthy playground mulch is delicious.
#10. You will be stealth, for no child can resist being ridiculous once she realizes she's being filmed.
#9. Everyone will freak out about how gross teeth are when they’re hanging by a thread.
#16. Squatting is not an option.
#5. Tiny hands can do terrible things with yogurt.
#13. The closer you are to the first day back, the more likely your kids will finally master the habit…
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#7. If you wash your hands with soap, I will give you a pony.