#5. If you offer a kid a chicken nugget then serve him a chicken tender you don’t know what love…
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#16. "Seriously? Fighting over LEGO? What the f—" *CLICK*
#19. It'll take a Tetris champ’s skills to get all the crap into your car without crushing your kids.
#9. What it’s like to peek at your pink bubblegum by the bum and see what appears to be a…
#4. At times you suspect she hates you.
#17. Every room became a mudroom once the kids arrived.
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#10. Is there a pool? Is it clean? Is there a life guard? Does it have plenty of shade? What's…
#20. What was I thinking, hosting a party in this landfill of smudges and tiny toys?
#10. It takes one extra multivitamin a day to have the strength not to b*tch-slap the people who refer to…