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#6. Didn’t cover the baby’s penis during a diaper change. Or your mouth.
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#7. I didn’t have to steal, beg, or bribe for cuddles.
#6. The urge to move into a meat locker until you go into labor.
#6. Potty training can take anywhere from three days to three years. Clear your schedule accordingly.
#2. Do all kids put their genitals on the kitchen table, or are mine just particularly weird?
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