I think it’s time we out-creative those folks and hypothesize (OMG that’d be a great name! “Folksand Hypothesize!”) about what some current couples could name their future offspring.
Whether or not they actually plan on having kids is irrelevant.
Here’s how this works: Pick two actors who are dating/married/shagging, choose a name of a character each of them has played in the past, and put those names together in the weirdest way possible.
Here are mine:
Jessica Biel + Justin Timberlake = Booger Regrettal
Blake Lively + Ryan Reynolds = Turbo van der Woodsen
Halle Berry + Oliver Martinez = Queen Horty
FKA Twigs + Robert Pattinson = Twigs Diggory
Sofia Vergara + Joe Manganiello = Chalupa Filipelli
Sophie Hunter + Benedict Cumberbatch = Glass Hooker
Anna Faris + Chris Pratt = Disgusting Sparks
Isla Fisher + Sacha Baron Cohen = Admiral Tooth
Lance Bass + Michael Turchin = Toadalee Man
Angelina Jolie + Brad Pitt = Krill Salt
Mila Kunis + Ashton Kutcher = Fisher Whippit
Kim Kardashian + Kanye West = Summa Boss
Naya Rivera + Ryan Dorsey = Sparkle Shamrock
Jenna Dewan Tatum + Channing Tatum = Carr Magic
Jennifer Aniston + Justin Theroux = Cooley Pepperoni
That was fun. Now it’s your turn!