15 Weird Baby Names for (Yet-to-Be-Born) Celebrity Children

Celebrity couples have a long history of giving their kids totally wacky names — why hello, Pilot Inspektor and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen!

I think it’s time we out-creative those folks and hypothesize (OMG that’d be a great name! “Folksand Hypothesize!”) about what some current couples could name their future offspring.

Whether or not they actually plan on having kids is irrelevant.

Here’s how this works: Pick two actors who are dating/married/shagging, choose a name of a character each of them has played in the past, and put those names together in the weirdest way possible.


Here are mine:

Jessica Biel + Justin Timberlake = Booger Regrettal

Blake Lively + Ryan Reynolds = Turbo van der Woodsen

Halle Berry + Oliver Martinez = Queen Horty

FKA Twigs + Robert Pattinson = Twigs Diggory

Sofia Vergara + Joe Manganiello = Chalupa Filipelli

Sophie Hunter + Benedict Cumberbatch = Glass Hooker

Anna Faris + Chris Pratt = Disgusting Sparks

Isla Fisher + Sacha Baron Cohen = Admiral Tooth

Lance Bass + Michael Turchin = Toadalee Man

Angelina Jolie + Brad Pitt = Krill Salt

Mila Kunis + Ashton Kutcher = Fisher Whippit

Kim Kardashian + Kanye West = Summa Boss

Naya Rivera + Ryan Dorsey = Sparkle Shamrock

Jenna Dewan Tatum + Channing Tatum = Carr Magic

Jennifer Aniston + Justin Theroux = Cooley Pepperoni

That was fun. Now it’s your turn!

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