#7. Create a small tread or "no-slip grip" on the bottom of your child's sock with puff paint.
Your first birthday was emotional enough, and you were still a baby. At 2, you won't be a baby anymore.
#3. You will yell, “Get your finger out of there,” “Don’t lick that,” and, “Get off of that” within 30 minutes of waking.
As a kid, I was not a fan of chores. Now that I'm a parent, I’ve decided: Chores. Are. Awesome.