Confession: It took giving birth to two kids and being married for more than a decade to get it right!
Not to be a total buzzkill, dear husband, but here's how it is right now.
Sexy time is going high-tech. See, there's an app for your vibrator and plenty of other toys.
#3. Your new motto is, “Touch anything but the boobs.”
#23. We’re pulling into our driveway when my daughter pukes in the car.
Sure, sex is fun on its own, but it can be even more exciting when you add a spicy game to the mix.
Bonus: It will be easier to lie to your kids about what you're doing if they bust in on you.
Here's the thing: You might not want to talk about your low sex drive -- but your doctor can help.
Here's the thing: A little date night inspiration is never a bad thing.
#3. It was fun to have bigger boobs.
Sure, a date night out is a totally solid choice for celebrating your anniversary. But, why not spice things up this year, too?
As a busy mom, it's hard to find time for sex. So here's how to blow his, uh, mind. FAST. You're welcome.
And yes, we illustrated each move, so you know exactly how to do it. You're welcome.
Because we could all use a little sexy time inspiration these days.