Harmony Hobbs is a freelance writer who navigates the waters of motherhood without any grace or finesse whatsoever. She began her blog (Modern Mommy Madness) because writing costs zero dollars and therapy costs a lot of dollars, and has continued to self-medicate by writing down all the things that she can't say out loud. Harmony is a fan of coffee, wine, and very sturdy undergarments, and can be found on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.
Some of my girlfriends find our sex schedule utterly offensive, saying: "Why should I have sex if I don’t want to?" But hear me out, ladies.
#3. Never, ever showcase any of your Pinterest-worthy capabilities.
Stop. Just stop.